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Posted by 6sally6
11/19/2024 6:59 PM
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That AIN'T how ya spell YOGURT !!!
6S6

Last edited by 6sally6 (11/19/2024 7:01 PM)


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Posted by TKOPerformance
11/20/2024 6:19 AM
#2

We are a funny bunch, but spelling is not our forte.  I've seen a car advertised as having "duel" exhaust.  That must have been an interesting setup!

I also saw a truck advertised as being a "disil".  Not only spelled incorrectly, but no respect for the genius its named for: Rudolph Diesel. 
 

 
Posted by Greg B
11/20/2024 6:45 AM
#3

TKOPerformance wrote:

We are a funny bunch, but spelling is not our forte.  I've seen a car advertised as having "duel" exhaust.  That must have been an interesting setup!

I also saw a truck advertised as being a "disil".  Not only spelled incorrectly, but no respect for the genius its named for: Rudolph Diesel. 
 

Duel exhaust is very challenging.   
 


If multiple things can go wrong, the one that will go wrong will be the one that causes the most damage.
 
Posted by John Ha
11/20/2024 9:13 AM
#4

6sally6 wrote:

That AIN'T how ya spell YOGURT !!!
6S6

It appears (from the phone number) that the photo is taken in the UK, where "yogurt" is spelled "yoghurt".  Sorry - didn't mean to take the fun out of it or disparage anyone ...

Greg B wrote:

Duel exhaust is very challenging.
 

Last edited by John Ha (11/20/2024 1:38 PM)


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Posted by Bullet Bob
11/20/2024 11:10 AM
#5

Spelling:  Not long after we moved to CO, I found an ad in the paper for a:  "5000 lb worn wench".  Decided I really didn't need one of THOSE.


"you get what you pay for, good work isn't cheap, and there are NO free lunches...PERIOD!"
 
Posted by rpm
11/20/2024 1:34 PM
#6

As a teenager who was just honing his smartarse skills, when I would come across an ad in the classifieds that read "Wanted to buy..." I would call them and axe them why they no longer wanted to buy the item. Their past tense use of wanted had to be explained to every one I called. I suppose I've always been a wise a$$.


Bob. 69 Mach 1, 393W, SMOD Toploader, Armstrong  steering, factory AC.
 
Posted by John Ha
11/20/2024 1:36 PM
#7

Spelling is interesting.  I learned how to spell "their" (I could never remember the correct order of the "e" and the "i") when one of my gradeschool teachers told me that it has "the" in it.  I learned how to consistently spell "vacuum" correctly when I heard someone say to think pronouncomg it using both "u's" ("vac-you-um").
Also, have you ever noticed that "homeowner" has "meow" in it?  Good luck pronouncing that correctly ever again
 

Last edited by John Ha (11/20/2024 1:40 PM)


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Posted by RCodePaul
11/20/2024 2:34 PM
#8

The all time bit on this issue is Gallager's - he uses a 4 letter flip chart to show the ridiculousness of the English language 

Bomb
Tomb
Comb
Poem
Hoem? No...
Home
Some
Nome? No...
Numb Really? Some rhymes with Numb? 
Dumb. All of this is really dumb. 

Then there's the old "I" before "e" except when sounding like "a" as in sleigh and in weigh. 
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69 SCJ Mach1 Acapulco Blue/Black Ram Air  65 Fastback 422W C4 Disk brakes, 9in
 
Posted by rpm
11/20/2024 4:45 PM
#9

Funny stuff guys.


Bob. 69 Mach 1, 393W, SMOD Toploader, Armstrong  steering, factory AC.
 
Posted by Rudi
11/20/2024 5:16 PM
#10

When did “impordant” become a word?
Recently I’ve noticed that commentators and news personalities can’t pronounce  the word “important” properly”
Must be Ebonics infiltrating our pronunciation of every day communication, or maybe it’s just my bad hearing.


Good work ain't cheap, Cheap work ain't good!   Simple Man
 
Posted by TKOPerformance
11/20/2024 5:45 PM
#11

They constantly use the word "impacted" incorrectly as well.  Impacted is NOT the past tense of the verb impact.  It is an adjective describing a condition, i.e an impacted tooth.  Made impact on/upon or had an impact on/upon is the correct past tense way to use the verb impact.  I hear journalists and other people who should know better make this mistake so often I'm surprised when they get it right. 

 
Posted by TKOPerformance
11/20/2024 5:47 PM
#12

Greg B wrote:

TKOPerformance wrote:

We are a funny bunch, but spelling is not our forte.  I've seen a car advertised as having "duel" exhaust.  That must have been an interesting setup!

I also saw a truck advertised as being a "disil".  Not only spelled incorrectly, but no respect for the genius its named for: Rudolph Diesel. 
 

Duel exhaust is very challenging.
 

I guess two vehicles pace off like 20 tire rotations from each other, then turn and rev.  The winner is determined by volume?  Or is it sound quality?  It should be sound quality. 
 

 
Posted by rpm
11/20/2024 9:38 PM
#13

Rudi wrote:

When did “impordant” become a word?
Recently I’ve noticed that commentators and news personalities can’t pronounce  the word “important” properly”
Must be Ebonics infiltrating our pronunciation of every day communication, or maybe it’s just my bad hearing.

 
Me tinks day bean listerin to Sal too much.


Bob. 69 Mach 1, 393W, SMOD Toploader, Armstrong  steering, factory AC.
 
Posted by MS
11/20/2024 10:47 PM
#14

If I could ever just get this group to not lose their mind every time something comes loose…

Something that came loose might have gotten lost, but it had to lose its torque setting before it got loose.


Money you enjoy wasting is NOT wasted money... unless your wife finds out.
 
Posted by BobE
11/21/2024 7:17 AM
#15

All I can say is that I'm very thankful for spell and grammer check.  Before that became available I had purchased a hand-held spelling 'helper'.  Sometimes I was so far off, that device couldn't figure out what I was trying tp spell.  


65 Fastback, 351W, 5-speed, 4 wheel discs, 9" rear,  R&C Front End.
 
Posted by 6sally6
11/21/2024 5:17 PM
#16

One of my all time flavorites.....'The newspaper (remember those?!) reported a lady was shot with a 38 cal. pistol. She was rushed to the hospital and reports are the bullet was still in her yet.'
Where is the yet and do only women have them
6s6


Get busy Liv'in or get busy Die'n....Host of the 2020 Bash at the Beach/The only Bash that got cancelled  )8
 
Posted by TKOPerformance
11/22/2024 5:51 AM
#17

6sally6 wrote:

One of my all time flavorites.....'The newspaper (remember those?!) reported a lady was shot with a 38 cal. pistol. She was rushed to the hospital and reports are the bullet was still in her yet.'
Where is the yet and do only women have them
6s6

I imagine if she was shot with a 38 caliber anything there's be little left to take to the hospital.  The largest guns I ever heard of were 18 or 22 caliber and were mounted on a battleship!
 

 
Posted by Rufus68
11/22/2024 6:35 AM
#18

TKOPerformance wrote:

They constantly use the word "impacted" incorrectly as well.  Impacted is NOT the past tense of the verb impact.  It is an adjective describing a condition, i.e an impacted tooth.  Made impact on/upon or had an impact on/upon is the correct past tense way to use the verb impact.  I hear journalists and other people who should know better make this mistake so often I'm surprised when they get it right. 

You need to "educate" these two dictionaries:
https://pasttenses.com/impact-past-tense

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/conjugation/english/impact
 


1968 T-code Coupe with a 302.  Nice car, no show stopper for sure, but I like it.
 
Posted by Greg B
11/22/2024 9:11 AM
#19


google images won t enlarge 2018

Remember earlier this year when I was searching for a tie rod style boot for the pre-Mustang power ram?   Well, this company sent me their catalog in the mail.  Shipping must have cost more than those tie rod boots did!   Anyways...I looked through the whole catalog, a lot of interesting stuff in there, BUT, 

Who starts and owns an antique tractor supply and doesn't stock one single part for a Hoyt-Clagwell tractor?  Not even a box of hotscakes mix!

Seems like a missed opportunity.


If multiple things can go wrong, the one that will go wrong will be the one that causes the most damage.
 
Posted by rpm
11/22/2024 10:16 AM
#20

Rufus68 wrote:

TKOPerformance wrote:

They constantly use the word "impacted" incorrectly as well.  Impacted is NOT the past tense of the verb impact.  It is an adjective describing a condition, i.e an impacted tooth.  Made impact on/upon or had an impact on/upon is the correct past tense way to use the verb impact.  I hear journalists and other people who should know better make this mistake so often I'm surprised when they get it right. 

You need to "educate" these two dictionaries:
https://pasttenses.com/impact-past-tense

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/conjugation/english/impact
 

 
Ya, imo just because people start using the wrong word in their speaking, dictionaries should not change the definition. The definition of drought has recently been changed to fit a particular political view. As often as people use the word ground instead of floor, has me thinking we'll all be walking on the ground inside or homes.


Bob. 69 Mach 1, 393W, SMOD Toploader, Armstrong  steering, factory AC.
 
Posted by Rufus68
11/22/2024 11:57 AM
#21

rpm wrote:

Rufus68 wrote:

TKOPerformance wrote:

They constantly use the word "impacted" incorrectly as well.  Impacted is NOT the past tense of the verb impact.  It is an adjective describing a condition, i.e an impacted tooth.  Made impact on/upon or had an impact on/upon is the correct past tense way to use the verb impact.  I hear journalists and other people who should know better make this mistake so often I'm surprised when they get it right. 

You need to "educate" these two dictionaries:
https://pasttenses.com/impact-past-tense

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/conjugation/english/impact
 

 
Ya, imo just because people start using the wrong word in their speaking, dictionaries should not change the definition. The definition of drought has recently been changed to fit a particular political view. As often as people use the word ground instead of floor, has me thinking we'll all be walking on the ground inside or homes.

I agree with you but society is not asking us.  I saw the definitions of so many terms change during the 40+ years I was working in the Computer/Data processing industry that I finally just accepted that this is the way popular language evolves.  This is nothing new.  This has been happening to languages since the beginning.  So we just have to change with the times.
 


1968 T-code Coupe with a 302.  Nice car, no show stopper for sure, but I like it.
 
Posted by TKOPerformance
11/22/2024 3:21 PM
#22

Rufus68 wrote:

TKOPerformance wrote:

They constantly use the word "impacted" incorrectly as well.  Impacted is NOT the past tense of the verb impact.  It is an adjective describing a condition, i.e an impacted tooth.  Made impact on/upon or had an impact on/upon is the correct past tense way to use the verb impact.  I hear journalists and other people who should know better make this mistake so often I'm surprised when they get it right. 

You need to "educate" these two dictionaries:
https://pasttenses.com/impact-past-tense

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/conjugation/english/impact
 

Words often become considered real or correct because people simply misuse them long enough.  You will also find the fake word "irregardless" in some dictionaries, despite the fact that it is a contradiction in terms as it contains both the prefix "ir", meaning without, and the suffix "less" also meaning without, in effect creating a double negative within a word.  Were it a real word it would mean "without, without regard", which would mean with regard

My grandmother, who had an English degree from William and Mary, used to correct us all the time in regards to the usage of impacted.  Now, fair enough, she was in college in the late '30s-earlt '40s, but the issue as I understand it is that "impact" originated as the Latin verb "impactus", which is already a past tense verse of "impingere", both meaning "to press against".  The use of impact as a verb in English is hundreds of years old.  Uses of the word "impact" and "impacted" as other parts of speech came about much more recently.  But hey, this is how language develops, and English is unique because it uses loan words from dozens of other languages, at times getting the meaning wrong. 

 
Posted by MS
11/22/2024 3:57 PM
#23

I can always give a good estimate of a person’s IQ when I see the phrase (whatever) “be like”…

Who ever came up with that?


Money you enjoy wasting is NOT wasted money... unless your wife finds out.
 
Posted by Ron68
11/22/2024 6:38 PM
#24

MS wrote:

If I could ever just get this group to not lose their mind every time something comes loose…

Something that came loose might have gotten lost, but it had to lose its torque setting before it got loose.

Its impordant to me that when I axed you if you would rather be here then there so that we didn't loose our spot in line. A mind is a terrible thing to loose.
 


68 coupe - 351W, 4R70W, 9" 3.25 -- 65 convertible - 289 4v, C4, 8" 3.00
 
Posted by TKOPerformance
11/23/2024 6:22 AM
#25

Ron68 wrote:

MS wrote:

If I could ever just get this group to not lose their mind every time something comes loose…

Something that came loose might have gotten lost, but it had to lose its torque setting before it got loose.

Its impordant to me that when I axed you if you would rather be here then there so that we didn't loose our spot in line. A mind is a terrible thing to loose.
 

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." - Ozzy Osbourne
 

 


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