Haha.......just tell them you sampled too much rum for the cakes!!!!

I worked at an office where the female Office Manager's last name was "Call".
Her daughter and a couple of nieces also worked in the office.
As you may guess they were called the "Call Girls".
Not PC, but they didn't seem to mind, they've been hearing it for years! 

Reminds me of the Seinfeild episode where Jerry was trying to remember a girl friends name. He associated her name with a body part butt couldn't quite remember her name.  Her name was .............Delorise.  (thinkaboughdit)
That show never gets old!!
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Lucky you don't drive a tow truck. I worked in a Shell station when I was young, He called his truck the Happy Hooker. Name was printed on the front of the hood.
 

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I had a textbook in college written by Michael Hunt.  Man I felt bad for that guy.  Parents need to take a little more time when picking names for their kids.  A good friend went to an all boys high school here in DE and had a classmate named Peter Niss.  When they called role they did it by first initial followed by last name. 

I went to school with a guy who's last name was weiner.....no further info required

BobC wrote:

Now this is no S#*t.  We bought our first house from a couple. The husband's name was Richard Butt.  I agree, you can't make this stuff up.

Years ago, I worked with Hughes Helicopters, and their person who was the head of Warranty and Repair was named Richard Head - and yes, he went by Dick.

And pity the poor fool whose parents named him Stuart - when their last name was Pyd.

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Ron68 wrote:

BobC wrote:

Now this is no S#*t.  We bought our first house from a couple. The husband's name was Richard Butt.  I agree, you can't make this stuff up.

Years ago, I worked with Hughes Helicopters, and their person who was the head of Warranty and Repair was named Richard Head - and yes, he went by Dick.

And pity the poor fool whose parents named him Stuart - when their last name was Pyd.

 Bet they called him.......Stu   !?!!
6s6

Went to school with Harry Cox!

Chaplin wrote:

I knew a guy whose last name was Schmuck.  When he got married, he took his wife's last name. I would have too.

That's probably not all he took from his wife.

Bullet Bob wrote:

josh-kebob wrote:

I went to school with a guy who's last name was weiner.....no further info required

Josh, tell'em about our buddy RW.

Go on...I dare ya.

 
Oh, you mean that guy you knew who cut us off in the gas station parking when we were on our ultimate road trip to lake havesu city?  Richard I seem to recall was his first name....for some reason his last name escapes me....sux getting old and coming down with CRS.....

Yeah, that was it...Richard.  Can't recall his last name butt I think it reminded me of Burbon...or was it Scotch?